Can I be not here either? That sounds like shady, super-spy fun!

Rest up, my dear curuchy! (Hmm, not sure I like that diminutive. Looks a bit like "crunchy," and I don't think of you as crunchy at all. Also reminds me of "cucaracha," which, while a catchy song, brings cockroaches to mind, which also are nothing at all like you.)