LOLIllya: Bubble Bath

A little while ago, I finally asked lolmac about the incomprehensible (to me) references to Soviet Russia on ICanHasCheezburger. It seems there's a form of joke called the Russian Reversal - "In America, you watch television; in [Soviet] Russia, television watches you!" - which has been co-opted by the LOLcat phenomenon.

Obviously, there has to be some use for this joke relevant to our favorite Soviet Russian. This is what I've come up with so far. Many thanks to illyushadarling for the screencap!