LOLIllya: Can't Tell Storee

Okay, I've been looking for something to do with this theme ever since Beth said I could steal her captions. This is my first attempt, but hopefully not my last - or best. (Got one more idea up my sleeve, but not the piccie for it yet... anyone have suggestions for more? You guys are more familiar with DMc's other work than I am.)

Inspired by LOLockpick, LOL.SAK II, LOLToothpick, and LOLUzi (whoa, didn't realize there'd been so many!) Screencap from Evasion Pattern Eight as usual.