Delightfully Useless

Back to the ever-reliable "ur doin it rong"... this time with a crossover pun on the side. Hey, everybody does it. ;-)



(Screencap by illyushadarling from the Five Daughters Affair Part 1.)

In all the vast wilderness of Stargate/NCIS crossover fic, there is one very important meeting that I cannot discover has ever been written - and believe me, I've been looking!

I would so much rather somebody else, a better writer than me, had written this little piece; I simply don't think I can do justice to the amount of awesome inherent in the concept. (And I strongly suspect my characterization is off - haven't actually watched any 'Gate in way too long.) I have neither a continuation nor a prequel in mind... just an incident that wanted to be written.

Title: Medical Convergency
Summary: Ducky goes to Colorado Springs to meet an old friend.
Notes: Gen, 370-some words (word counter tools are a pain, and so is my memory).

( Chevron 7 locked... )

I actually kind of snurched (love that word, Beth) this caption from isiscaughey 's "Three and Sarah Jane Picspam of Awesome" (hey, I've got to hunt up that Gandalf the Pink LOL, sometime... not today though.) Go check it out, it is the awesome, and I quote it incessantly. *yells "ONOES! '80s clothing attack!" just for fun*

Oh yeah... pic from screenmusings, helpful color-tweaky advice from illyushadarling, cuteness courtesy of David McCallum and Pauley Perrette (I think I spelled that right).

Thanks to ScreenMusings, I finally haz Ducky screencaps! They only have six eps of NCIS capped thus far, but that's actually a good thing... I would have been up all night looking at pretty pictures otherwise.

The awesome thing about captioning actors like David McCallum and Richard Dean Anderson is that they have such wonderfully specific expressions, and they never, ever go all "im in ur background kelnoreeming, kthxbai". (I mean no offence whatever to Christopher Judge... it's more a general observation.)

Sorry... /ramble. Y'know, I don't think David's hands have changed at all in the last forty years, do you?

ETA: Oops. Forget to credit. This caption vaguely inspired by LOLCaptionII and similar LOLMacs. (Well. LOLJacks... but yeah.)